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Laudanum: I think my ability to communicate has gone downhill.
kaltegeburt: I don't understand.
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[WarMoose] Think about how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half of them are dumber than that.
[Chunda] Why half?
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Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great.
Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble
Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems
Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from
Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams...
Vfirthd: yeah...someday...
GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you?
Vfirthd: Burger King
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[puertoroo] so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff
[puertoroo] then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up
[puertoroo] then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine
[HuhWhat] And in the real world, what happened?
[puertoroo] ....i never even made it to the store :(
Laudanum: I think my ability to communicate has gone downhill.
kaltegeburt: I don't understand.
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[WarMoose] Think about how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half of them are dumber than that.
[Chunda] Why half?
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Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great.
Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble
Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems
Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from
Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams...
Vfirthd: yeah...someday...
GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you?
Vfirthd: Burger King
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[puertoroo] so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff
[puertoroo] then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up
[puertoroo] then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine
[HuhWhat] And in the real world, what happened?
[puertoroo] ....i never even made it to the store :(
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спасибо, смеялся
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