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AUSTIN, TX—Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush was aghast to learn Monday that the position of U.S. president, the highest office in the land and most powerful in the free world, pays just $200,000 a year.

"That's it?" asked Bush, struggling to comprehend the figure reported to him by aides. "A measly couple hundred grand a year? Not per month, even? Because I've already spent more than $60 million to get this job. I'll have to be president for 300 years just to break even."

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êàæäûé äåíü âûõîäÿ íà óëèöû òû ýìóëèðóåøü êîëåñî ñàíñàðû, ñíîâà è ñíîâà ïðîõîäÿ ÷åðåç ñèìâîëè÷åñêîå ðîæäåíèå è ñìåðòü â äâåðÿõ, ðåèíêàðíèðóÿ ïîñëåäîâàòåëüíî âîäèòåëåì (à èíîãäà ïàññàæèðîì, óæ êàê êàðìà ëÿæåò), ñîòðóäíèêîì, ïîåäàòåëåì åäû, ñíîâà ñîòðóäíèêîì, ñíîâà âîäèòåëåì, ïîêóïàòåëåì è îïÿòü âîçâðàùàåøüñÿ â íà÷àëî öèêëà. Âûõîä íà óëèöó - íà÷àëî öèêëà âåäóùåãî ê ñìåðòè è áåññìûñëåííîìó âîçðîæäåíèþ. Îñòàíîâè êîëåñî, âîçüìè òåëåôîí è ñêàæè, ñëîâà êàê ñèÿíèå èç ÷àêðû

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