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Crossing into the Underworld just got a little easier today, as Charon, the ferryman who transports newly deceased souls across the River Styx, announced that he has begun accepting bitcoin. In the past, loved ones have had to place coins on the mouth or under the tongue of their departed loved ones in order to pay the toll for crossing, however it now appears that those days may be numbered.
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Keanu Reeves... revealed himself to be the enigmatic Satoshi Nakamoto yesterday at a press conference. The price of Bitcoin tanked immediately after the announcement to $3/BTC. “I thought some smart Japanese guy was behind all this,” said one disillusioned investor. The founder of Bitpay prostrated himself before Congress, apologizing for succumbing to what was obviously, after all, “totally not a currency.” “It took Keanu Reeves for me to see that.” he added. “Just let it be a lesson for all of us. The next time you jump into something awesome, just fucking make sure Keanu Reeves wasn’t involved.”
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In a statement released today by the White House on bitcointalk.org, President Obama outlined yet another altcoin. Unlike it's boring predecessors, ObamaCoin promises Hope and Change. Experts say that indeed, ObamaCoin offers massive amounts of Change over previous altcoins. For example, it has built in 20% inflation, to encourage spending. The moment you get an ObamaCoin, you’re going to want to spend it immediately. Skeptics remain, however, raising concerns about the mysterious founder of ObamaCoin.
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In a surprise media scrum today outside Mayor Ford’s office reporters asked him if he has ever used bitcoin.
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