Mar. 10th, 2009

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At a press conference in Washington today, President Barack Obama repeatedly refused to answer questions about the size of his package.

"If I tell you the size of my package, some of you will think that it sounds too small, " he said. "And others will be uncomfortable with how big it is."

The President seemed to indicate, however, that the size of his package may vary according to the circumstances.

"Depending on what is going on, my package could grow significantly larger," he said. "It all comes down to the amount of stimulus."

http://borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6978

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