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109Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. - Seymour Cray
It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages. - Unknown author
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. — Martin Golding.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. — Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programmers.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. - Leonard Brandwein
The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver is a hardware engineer with a program. - me
bonus for ivan_ghandhi:
Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. - Seymour Cray
It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages. - Unknown author
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. — Martin Golding.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. — Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programmers.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. - Leonard Brandwein
The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver is a hardware engineer with a program. - me
bonus for ivan_ghandhi:
Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'
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