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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'

Researchers in Fairbanks Alaska announced last week that they have discovered a superconductor which will operate at room temperature.

Renee Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender says 'sir can I get you a martini?' Descartes says 'I don't think...' and disappears.

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