God Can Suck My Dick
Nov. 19th, 2001 12:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
109"In any case, here are seven deadly ways you can do your part to depress God people as much as they depress you:
(1) Don’t celebrate Christmas.
(2) Engage in pointlessly heated arguments with elderly Believers who are set in their ways.
(3) Convert the faithful.
(4) Inform small children that there is no God.
(5) Do not allow priests or nuns into your home if they are in costume; do not socialize with priests or nuns in formal costume.
(6) Become a Jesus Freak.
(7) Seduce Religious Women."
(1) Don’t celebrate Christmas.
(2) Engage in pointlessly heated arguments with elderly Believers who are set in their ways.
(3) Convert the faithful.
(4) Inform small children that there is no God.
(5) Do not allow priests or nuns into your home if they are in costume; do not socialize with priests or nuns in formal costume.
(6) Become a Jesus Freak.
(7) Seduce Religious Women."