Honey, pack your bags.

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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The wife says,“Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”