random quotes

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. - Seymour Cray

It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages. - Unknown author

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. — Martin Golding.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. — Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programmers.

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. - Leonard Brandwein

The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver is a hardware engineer with a program. - me

bonus for ivan_ghandhi:
Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'