свежее про Чака
Jan. 10th, 2013 02:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
109Chuck Norris KNOWS Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris doesn't "keep it real." Reality keeps itself Chuck Norris.
Everyone thinks Chuck Norris cured cancer, aids, and hunger. They're wrong. He killed them, not cured them.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
When Chuck Norris jumped in the ocean, he didn't get wet, the water got chucknorrised.
The only thing to fear is Chuck Norris himself.
A good Chuck Norris joke is one that you could say right in front of him - and survive.